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Seventh Planet

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Triacontagon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s 10 times the number of sides as a triangle.
It’s also known as a pornogon as since the number of sides is 30, whose Roman numeral is XXX, alternatively making it an XXX-Gon.
One interior angle is 168 degrees.
One exterior angle is 12 degrees.
A triacontagon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the hexacontaenneagon.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.
You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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Hellaback Girl

Ben: That girl keeps praying Satan nonstop about everything.
Gregory: Well she’s a hellaback girl.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Sexaëteris

A sexaëteris (a.k.a. a hexacontaenneaëteris) is the Greek name for the period within 69 tropical years (a tropical sexayear or sexade) where the Moon phase occurs within 2 weeks earlier.

It corresponds to 853 synodic months, 921.9640993384945 sidereal months, 925.6720522032531 draconic months, 914.1717622827045 anomalistic months, and 25,189.59153240744 days.

It’s just over 65 synodic periods and nearly 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and close to 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
Ben: The first full moon of 2000 is a sexaëteris before the first full moon of 2069.
Gregory: When was the first one again?
Ben: Between January 20 and 21.
Gregory: When’s the first full moon of 2069?
Ben: January 7.
Gregory: Ok.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Fuckerena

The craziest sexual dance, involving people turning their genitals toward one other and mating in wild animal fashion.
Their voices mimic wild monkey mating calls during intercourse.
Person 1: What’s going on here?
Person 2: They’re doing the fuckerena.
by gregben June 25, 2021
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Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.
Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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