Ghostpussers

People who have sex with ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTPUSSERS!

by gregben February 22, 2022

Sexagon

Also known as a fuckagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: What shape is that sign?
Ben: It's a sexagon.
Gregory: Hmm.

by gregben May 27, 2023

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

by gregben June 07, 2021

138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023