Definitions by gregben

Ghostpussers

People who have sex with ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTPUSSERS!

Ghostpussers by gregben February 22, 2022

Somebody’s Fucking Me 

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

Somebody’s Fucking Me by gregben February 20, 2022

Niggy Azalea 

Africa’s greatest rapper besides Niggi Minaj.
Also Africa’s tallest female rapper, a staggering 5’10”.
She’s Africa’s top model.

Niggi Minaj: I thought I was the best rapper.
Niggy Azalea.

Niggy Azalea by gregben February 20, 2022

Niggey Mouse 

The most famous mouse in the African Disney movies.
His jokes are hilarious .
His friend is Donald Dick who is a real dick.

Niggey sings the Nigga song: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 100% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 200% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Why do poolice hate niggas? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGS NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA THEY HATE EM CUZ THEIR DICKS ARE BIGGER! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Why do call yourself a nigga? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CUZ I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGA!

You can find him in shows and movies on Disney Channel Africa.

Gregory: What channel are you watching?
Ben: I’m watching Disney Channel Africa, Niggey Mouse is so funny.
Gregory: I see.
Niggey Mouse: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga.

Niggey Mouse by gregben February 20, 2022

Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?

Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.

Paris Hellton by gregben February 20, 2022

Hyperpoop 

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.

You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.

Hyperpoop by gregben February 20, 2022

Saturday Night Fever 

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.

Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.

Saturday Night Fever by gregben February 18, 2022