gregben's definitions

Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Lil Uzzy Vert

A rapper who always shows off himself with weird emo decorations and is known for the song Uzzy (or you can spell it Ussy however you want), or Pussy without the P.

Ben: I just stumbled upon a DikTok video about someone dancing to a song where the vocals said Ussy.
Gregory: Did you listen to Uzzy by Lil Uzzy Vert?
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: 😅

by gregben July 6, 2021

Pusstard

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Faggotree

A tree where the old faggots were made from.

Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!

by gregben July 6, 2021

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

PISS

A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.

PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.

by gregben July 2, 2022