gregben's definitions

Cece Penis-ton

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.

Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

Whorliday Inn

A crappy motel where people dump shit and throw orgies.

You: I just booked a gaycation trip to a Whorliday Inn.
Me: YAS! We can hook up with friends and bang them.
You: Ok

by gregben January 1, 2022

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

vagantasy

A fantasy of one’s vagina.

You: Are you having a vagantasy over your girlfriend.
Me: Who even cares.

by gregben February 27, 2022

POOREKA

The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.

Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 26, 2022