Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.
Person 1: Vajune is over.

Person 2: I'm so excited it's Vajuly.
by gregben July 07, 2021
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Seventh Planet

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Fuckaminute

Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 21, 2023
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The 69th Plunge

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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PeeGees

A Dicksco band who sang hits like Night Peever and Stayin’ Alive, which got everyone having banging each other and moaning on the dance floors.
PeeGees: Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVVEEE!!!!
You: Best song ever.
Me: Let’s make out.
You: You’re Stayin’ Alive.
Me: OH! OH! OH! OH!
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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