The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.
by gregben July 07, 2021
by gregben September 14, 2023
Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
by gregben September 12, 2023
The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 21, 2023
A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
by gregben September 14, 2023
A Dicksco band who sang hits like Night Peever and Stayin’ Alive, which got everyone having banging each other and moaning on the dance floors.
PeeGees: Stayin’ Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVVEEE!!!!
You: Best song ever.
Me: Let’s make out.
You: You’re Stayin’ Alive.
Me: OH! OH! OH! OH!
You: Best song ever.
Me: Let’s make out.
You: You’re Stayin’ Alive.
Me: OH! OH! OH! OH!
by gregben August 20, 2023
by gregben September 12, 2023