Definitions by gregben

Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.

Starship 69 by gregben September 12, 2023

Tittok

A video on TikTok/DikTok posted by a woman about her titties.

That woman posted her breast on Tittok.

Tittok by gregben September 12, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches 

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

11 Feet 6 Inches by gregben September 12, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches 

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

11 Feet 6 Inches by gregben September 12, 2023

Fuckayear 

Also known as a sexayear as well as a sexade.

69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

Fuckayear by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexade 

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.

David Bowie lived for a sexade.

Sexade by gregben September 12, 2023

Fuckaminute

Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.

Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.

Fuckaminute by gregben September 12, 2023