gregben's definitions

Whortal Kumbat

A game where you fight with rapists and attack them for raping people like you.
Winners always have sex with from the person with his/her consent.

You: What are you playing.
Me: I’m playing Whortal Kumbat, it’s really fun.
You: Hmm, ok.

by gregben February 26, 2022

NFL

National Fuck/Fucking League.
An event where fuckers fuck one another to get scores and win the game.

Tom Brady won the NFL.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

Sexagram

Sexagram

69 grams (g).
Denoted as sxg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 g = 2 sxg.

This object weighs a sexagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.

David Bowie lived 1 sexade long.

by gregben May 29, 2023

Robbie Cuntrane

An actor who fucked Daniel Radcliffe when playing Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.
He also played Fagrid as a sex educator.

Robbie Cuntrane as Fagrid was always teaching Harry about sex and making out with him.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.

Person 1: Vajune is over.

Person 2: I'm so excited it's Vajuly.

by gregben July 6, 2021