Definitions by gregben

Ella Shitzgerald 

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.

Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.

Ella Shitzgerald by gregben December 31, 2021

Assma 

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

Assma by gregben December 12, 2021

Enwhore

The act of having sex again.

Ben: I just noticed my friends making out in my room.
Gregory: They already had their session, now they’re doing an enwhore.

Enwhore by gregben November 28, 2021

Erectropop 

The best pop subgenre for keeping everyone excited with its arousing beats and orgasmic vocals.
You can play it at orgies with shirtless dudes and chicks and bang with them to the beats.
You can have the best time of your life playing erectropop music.

Ben: I’m bored.
Gregory: Well maybe you should listen to some music.
Ben: Yes, I’m gonna listen to erectropop, it’s fun.

Erectropop by gregben September 9, 2021

Carmen Erectra 

A glamourous model with titties and an ass so hot you’ll get erections just looking at her, hence her last name.

Gregory: What are you looking up in the internet.
Ben: I’m looking up Carmen Erectra, she’s HOT!

Carmen Erectra by gregben August 28, 2021

Vageneration

The period where puberty drives sex to start the life of children.

Gregory: It was a great vageneration when my mother gave birth to me.
Ben: Yeah it’s the reason I exist as well.

Vageneration by gregben July 16, 2021

Vagenerator 

A vagina that creates babies nonstop.
It’s also used to describe a vagina that powers people to have sex.

Ben and Gregory’s stepmother is constantly giving birth with her vagenerator.

Vagenerator by gregben July 16, 2021