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Definitions by gregben

The best pornographic movie of 2021.
Released on the same day as Wanksgiving.

Here’s the story: The Vagrigals (which are strippers) live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called the Encunto.
The magic of the Encanto blesses every child in the family with a unique gift except for Mirabel.
However, she became the Vagrigals’ last hope after discovering the magic surrounding the Encunto is in danger of rapists.
Thankfully the rapists get defeated in the end with the help of a loved guy having sex with Mirabel and the Encunto is safe.
Gregory: You Gotta see Encunto, it’s the best movie playing now.
Ben: Ok I’ll watch it.
Encunto by gregben January 25, 2022

Dr. Robotdik 

A mean, nasty and selfish guy that tries to defeat Sonic the Hedgehog with his sex acts.
Like raping Sonic for example, which forces him to call Fuckles for help.
Sonic: HELP!
Fuckles: I’m cumming.
Sonic: I was raped by Dr. Robotdik.
Fuckles: Oh my god.
Dr. Robotdik by gregben January 25, 2022
Dr. Robotnik in his most talented form.
When Dr. Robotnik creates so much artwork in all forms in an attempt to fool Sonic the Hedgehog so he could be defeated.
Knuckles: I’ve never seen Dr. Robotnik create so much art.
Sonic: He’s Pingasso.
Knuckles: Wow.
Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!
Pingasso by gregben January 25, 2022

Whorcupine 

A shitty, slutty woman with hair around her body so prickly that anyone touching her will get poked and suffer unbearable pain and rashes.
Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.
Whorcupine by gregben January 24, 2022

Whorespital 

A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.
You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.
Whorespital by gregben January 24, 2022
The lady with the most creative vagina.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
Gregory: There’s been a new record for the most babies born at once.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
Ginesis by gregben January 16, 2022

Whorliday Inn 

A crappy motel where people dump shit and throw orgies.
You: I just booked a gaycation trip to a Whorliday Inn.
Me: YAS! We can hook up with friends and bang them.
You: Ok
Whorliday Inn by gregben January 1, 2022