Definitions by gregben

Megasexagon 

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.

Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.

Megasexagon by gregben June 8, 2023

Ear Rape 

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

Ear Rape by gregben June 7, 2023

Sexade 

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.

David Bowie lived 1 sexade long.

Sexade by gregben May 29, 2023

Sexayear

69 years.
Also known as a sexade.

David Bowie lived for a sexayear.

Sexayear by gregben May 29, 2023

Baeonce 

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.

Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.

Baeonce by gregben May 29, 2023

Hexacontaenneagon 

A hexacontaenneagon or hexacontanonagon is a polygon with 69 sides.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.

The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.

Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.

The hexacontaenneagon is the weirdest and most vulgar polygon.

Hexacontaenneagon by gregben May 28, 2023

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

Fuckagon by gregben May 27, 2023