John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.
by green923jade October 21, 2016
by green923jade November 15, 2016
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 09, 2021
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by green923jade December 04, 2016
We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.
by green923jade May 01, 2017