21 definitions by green923jade

chubba bubba

A baby that has a a significant quantity of chub (fat) on its facial cheeks.

My goodness, Claire's baby is such a chubba bubba.

by green923jade September 10, 2017

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

by green923jade May 23, 2019

COVID Collaborator

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.

That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.

by green923jade December 21, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Fillion

A unit of counting that equals one hundred trillion million billion gillion.

John had worked hard his whole life and had a fillion pounds in the bank.

by green923jade December 4, 2016

M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

bud a dawg

When you are of low morality and integrity you are nothing bud a dawg.

He ain't nothin bud a dawg.

by green923jade May 21, 2019