everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

by green923jade April 26, 2017

Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

by green923jade October 15, 2016

Gary-Gum

A performance-enhancing chewing gum which has the unfortunate side-effect of inducing diarrhoea.

Whilst taking my exams I was on the Gary-Gum.

by green923jade November 15, 2016

8-ball hemorrhages

The appearance of the eye(s) following a beating that resembles the black (8-ball) in pool.

John had been beaten and had 8-ball hemorrhages from the head wound.

by green923jade April 27, 2017

A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 01, 2017

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

by green923jade September 16, 2016

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021