green923jade's definitions

M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

8-ball hemorrhages

The appearance of the eye(s) following a beating that resembles the black (8-ball) in pool.

John had been beaten and had 8-ball hemorrhages from the head wound.

by green923jade April 27, 2017

A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

Tonka

The slang term for the Panavia Tornado ground attack aircraft.

I was at CAD West and saw three Hawks and a Tonka.

by green923jade May 3, 2017

Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

by green923jade October 15, 2016

squash

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

by green923jade October 17, 2017

Sin is the spawn of insolence

That to be sinful is a product of insolent behaviour and that from sin will spawn insolence.

John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.

by green923jade October 21, 2016