Definitions by green923jade

B.P.M. 

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

B.P.M. by green923jade May 29, 2017

Tonka 

The slang term for the Panavia Tornado ground attack aircraft.

I was at CAD West and saw three Hawks and a Tonka.

Tonka by green923jade May 3, 2017

A.N.C.M. 

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

A.N.C.M. by green923jade May 1, 2017

M.A.T.H.S. 

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

M.A.T.H.S. by green923jade May 1, 2017

8-ball hemorrhages

The appearance of the eye(s) following a beating that resembles the black (8-ball) in pool.

John had been beaten and had 8-ball hemorrhages from the head wound.

8-ball hemorrhages by green923jade April 27, 2017

Gravophobia 

The irrational fear of gravy.

Tom suffered from severe gravophobia when the Sunday Roast was brought out.

Gravophobia by green923jade April 26, 2017

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

everything but the onions! by green923jade April 26, 2017