green923jade's definitions

Gary-Gum

A performance-enhancing chewing gum which has the unfortunate side-effect of inducing diarrhoea.

Whilst taking my exams I was on the Gary-Gum.

by green923jade November 15, 2016

Gravophobia

The irrational fear of gravy.

Tom suffered from severe gravophobia when the Sunday Roast was brought out.

by green923jade April 26, 2017

Fillion

A unit of counting that equals one hundred trillion million billion gillion.

John had worked hard his whole life and had a fillion pounds in the bank.

by green923jade December 3, 2016

chubba bubba

A baby that has a a significant quantity of chub (fat) on its facial cheeks.

My goodness, Claire's baby is such a chubba bubba.

by green923jade October 8, 2017

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

by green923jade May 23, 2019

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

B.P.M.

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

by green923jade May 29, 2017