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To miss your spouse, boyfriend, or children in the homesick physical way. A computer's phone cameras and communication sites are nice, but, the hand in hand love given of two is "Simply Inretweetable!"
Simply inretweetable are computer typed words of greeting, especially when compared to the perfumed, kissed love letter nuanced of your girlfriend's sweet smell.
by gravy111 November 23, 2010
Get the Simply Inretweetablemug. A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!
by gravy111 November 1, 2010
Get the Utahmug. This one word phrase focuses on the infamous pedophilia inspired child rape / murder case of nine year old Jon Bonet Ramsey. It is a sub-culture coined term and translates meaning of youth and beauty in a most disturbed way. It is in reference to the compilation of physical characteristics that would a prime-A number-one potential target victim maintain to surely trigger the pedophile's abusive nature.
There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?
A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!
There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?
A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!
One average Joe says to the other, "Hey dude, look on over yonder at them school children playing, I bet that every other one is a Bonet!"
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
Get the Bonetmug. This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.
According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
Get the Witty Bantermug. To Count coup is considered an act of bravery by North American Native Indians.
The ultimate Counting coup scenario, as told by Chief Plenty Coup: To be in declared war with another tribe and by genius stealth or of an outright brazen act to reach his enemy, a warrior had avoided death by flying arrows from afar, spears chucked while in close, even while in the death zone of the intended coup victim's now attacking and slashing knife. This is when the said warrior now slaps his knife wielding enemy on the face and then manages to flee unharmed. The red faced victim of Counted coup is now the embarrassment of his tribe.
To the Anglo-Saxon world an act of Counting coup would be considered an act of glory seeking stupidity. As an example: It would be like getting in a boxing match with Mike Tyson after having just slapped him up-side the face in the pre-bout introductions. On the other hand, if Mike Tyson wanted to even-up on the Counting coup score card, he would toy with this opponent until the last round, and then bite the ear off the side of the opponent's head five seconds before the end of the fight!
The ultimate Counting coup scenario, as told by Chief Plenty Coup: To be in declared war with another tribe and by genius stealth or of an outright brazen act to reach his enemy, a warrior had avoided death by flying arrows from afar, spears chucked while in close, even while in the death zone of the intended coup victim's now attacking and slashing knife. This is when the said warrior now slaps his knife wielding enemy on the face and then manages to flee unharmed. The red faced victim of Counted coup is now the embarrassment of his tribe.
To the Anglo-Saxon world an act of Counting coup would be considered an act of glory seeking stupidity. As an example: It would be like getting in a boxing match with Mike Tyson after having just slapped him up-side the face in the pre-bout introductions. On the other hand, if Mike Tyson wanted to even-up on the Counting coup score card, he would toy with this opponent until the last round, and then bite the ear off the side of the opponent's head five seconds before the end of the fight!
Ladies and Gentleman this is the finest Counting coup strategy and deployment I have ever seen! There is simply no recourse!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
Get the Counting coupmug. Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.
The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."
I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
Get the Krugermug. A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.
This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.
However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.
This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.
However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.
The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"
"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111
"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
Get the Feather Plucker Syndromemug.