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A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
by gravy111 November 14, 2010
Get the Smurffed Adoptee mug.This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.
Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.
Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
Get the Witty Banter mug.In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
Get the Baby Gloaming mug.1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:
2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:
3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary
Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.
2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:
3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary
Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.
The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!
by gravy111 November 26, 2010
Get the Adoption Babysklar for Life mug.Prospective adoptive parents who choose the birth mother at an early stage of pregnancy. They then gather information about race of birth father, with everything done in a very calculating manner. They will not consider adopting a child other than one that meets their standard. They are the customers of adoption facilities that epitomize these met standards. See Baby Glommer, and Baby Gloaming
by gravy111 November 27, 2010
Get the Infantsizing mug.Pueblo, Colorado in these United States of America is the country's official "Home of Heroes" for Armed Services War Decorated. This Steel City is the hometown to four soldiers who have received the Congressional Medal of Honor.
President Dwight Eisenhower asked one of the awarded, "What is it..., something in the water out there in Pueblo? All you guys turn out to be heroes!
President Dwight Eisenhower asked one of the awarded, "What is it..., something in the water out there in Pueblo? All you guys turn out to be heroes!
New York City has two..., the Home of Heroes has four soldiers who have been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor!
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
Get the Home of Heroes mug.Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.
Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!"
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
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