Definitions by graveyardqueen

Doctor Hopper 

A person who sees a lot of doctors, usually referring to someone with a chronic illness. The word is mostly used in the online chronic illness community.

Person 1: “My GI doctor sent me to neurology then my neurologist sent me to GI.”
Person 2: “okay doctor hopper.”

Doctor Hopper by graveyardqueen April 9, 2022

Sneeizure 

When you have a ridiculous sneeze that looks like a seizure.

*in a quite office*
Person: *outrageous sneeze noises.*
Other person: “Holy shit did you just have a sneeizure?”

Sneeizure by graveyardqueen June 2, 2021

Oopsie Link 

A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”

IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”

Oopsie Link by graveyardqueen May 25, 2021

snorties 

When you snort smarties

I need to look gangster, I better get some snorties

snorties by graveyardqueen October 13, 2020

Nunce 

A terrible misspelling of the word “nonce” which is an acronym used in British prisons for “not on normal courtyard exercise.” Usually used to refer to sex offenders or anyone that’s not allowed in general.

In a British prison accent: I don’t like him, he’s a nunce

Nunce by graveyardqueen October 11, 2020

CNN bois 

After CNN called the boogaloo bois white supremacists, Facebook banned #boogaloobois. In response, they started making boogaloo memes and putting them under CNN hashtags.

Update: #cnnbois is now banned

A: I saw on the news that the boogaloo bois-
B: shhhh! They’re CNN bois now.

CNN bois by graveyardqueen October 10, 2020