gordon shumway's definitions

KFC

Killer Fuckin' Chicken

I got KFC once and I swear to god the chips had so much fat in them i saw a bubble rise from the bottom of one to the top. It WILL kill you.

by gordon shumway June 9, 2005

Cock'n'Ballus Rex

The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...

Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"

by gordon shumway May 24, 2005

meat eater

A person (man or woman) who sucks cock.

Derik's a meat eater.

by gordon shumway May 24, 2005

fuck arsing

the act of wasting time

stop fuck arsing around jim and give me a hand to lift this piano

by gordon shumway May 14, 2005