goon's definitions

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

Forzan

Writer of an incredibly long and detailed suicide thread with a secret message down the side, first letter of each line, explaining the whole thing was a joke.

I thought Forzan was going to kill him self one moment, and the next I was laughing so hard my side burst.

by goon June 25, 2003

Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

by Goon February 14, 2004

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Zsinj

Damn cool person within 101st Delta Squadron, he carries the nickname "Sink", and is a fellow Llama-enthusiast along with Explosive.

Oi, leave my @(#&*@)$* llama alone you @$@)*$@)*$

by Goon February 14, 2004

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003