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scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.
My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!
by Googles December 1, 2004
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fisati

Being obsessed, besotted or in love with a person, animal or thing. Usually to a degree which causes distress to those around one.
Danielle is fisati with Kon.
by Googles January 10, 2004
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Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
by Googles January 21, 2004
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Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.
"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"
by Googles May 18, 2006
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scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.
When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.
by Googles January 7, 2005
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turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
by Googles January 11, 2004
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patata

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.
Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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