fishy smell

The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.
The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.
by Googles October 30, 2004
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dispicti

A dispicable act.
"Stop doing major dispicti!"
by Googles January 13, 2004
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choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.
I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.
by Googles January 18, 2004
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moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?
by Googles January 07, 2005
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gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 18, 2004
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choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.
by Googles January 08, 2004
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