by gonzo April 10, 2004

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
by Gonzo December 26, 2003

by Gonzo May 05, 2005

by Gonzo September 17, 2003

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
by Gonzo January 01, 2004

Spontaneous orgasm at the sight of a small infant, prominant in young females, teenage girls, and those who havnt gone through pregnancy.
by Gonzo March 03, 2005
