T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

Hardleg

A person, usually male, that is always talking about sex. He is always talking about ass that he does not get, but wants you to think he does.

Jimmy: hey Jason, did you go home with that girl last night?

Jason(Hardleg): Man, you know i did. We screwed all night. she couldn't get enough of me.

by gofishgo December 15, 2006

Tequila Mockingbird

A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.

El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.

by gofishgo January 14, 2007

Razzmatazz

A confusing or gaudy action. Razzle dazzle. Double talk.

During all of the shouting and razzmatazz at the annual voodoofest, we felt things were going better than last year.

by gofishgo December 15, 2006

Waterworld

A wonderful movie starring Kevin Costner. The movie flopped in the U.S. but managed to double profits overseas. It was filmed in 1995.

Waterworld was some of Costner's best work.

by gofishgo February 11, 2007

Rutter Car

A vehicle that has been broke down for more than 6 months. Meaning stuck in a rut.

My Pinto is such a Rutter Car, it hasn't worked in nearly a year.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

Woozlewee

An island on the sea near Little Rock, Zoneinia. It has a record population of rats and it's economy is driven by collectible street signs. One of the most famous pirates in the history of the world, Captain League Leggs, discovered this island long ago in the Spring of 1658. Legend has it that whoever makes it to this place is rewarded with a goldmine full of books, guns, and roadkill. But to earn these wonderful gifts you must first choke a million Beaucerons.

Woozlewee is nice this time of year.

by gofishgo June 04, 2007