Definitions by gnostic3

ronaldo 

v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.

ronaldo by gnostic3 June 3, 2017

repoopulate 

v. A medical procedure in which the disease-causing bacteria in a patient's colon are replaced by normal, healthy bacteria by transplantation of faeces via the anal canal.

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I had a C. difficile infection but I avoided a bowel resection because I let the doctor repoopulate my colon.

Do you know how they do that? I think I would have opted for the resection.

repoopulate by gnostic3 March 17, 2017

sesquicolon 

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.

sesquicolon by gnostic3 December 20, 2016

trumpet 

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.

trumpet by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

dubai brothers 

n. Close male friends from any eastern states who like to hang together.

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Who left this roach in the ablution area? Not cool man.

Probably one of the dubai brothers. They are such tokers.

dubai brothers by gnostic3 December 12, 2016

dawncracking

v. Staying out late, very late, often for nefarious purposes.

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You been dawncracking all week Lemar. What up with that? How you gonna do any proper operations if you are all the time tired?

Leave me alone nurse. Don't tell me you didn't do some dawncracking when you was young.

What you mean "When I was young"? Don't you make me scalpel-cut your sassy arm.

dawncracking by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

swiftsnatch 

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

swiftsnatch by gnostic3 November 13, 2016