Definitions by gnostic3

nursish 

adj. Having some of the skills and qualities of a nurse without any actual training.

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You’re limping. Better let me have a feel of your leg.

Okay. You are a nurse, right?

Well, I’m nursish.

nursish by gnostic3 May 27, 2018

mouth sweat 

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

mouth sweat by gnostic3 May 11, 2018

constructions 

n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.

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That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?

constructions by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

bluesprint by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

doctoresque

adj. Pretending to be a physician but in actuality having only limited paramedic or chiropractic training.

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That looks like a cancer, better let me take a closer look.

I didn’t know you were a doctor.

Well, actually I’m doctoresque; it’s better; there’s no malpractice insurance fees.

doctoresque by gnostic3 February 17, 2018

moguls 

n. Obscure Olympic sport in which athletes in baggy pants and short skis bounce off hundreds of mounds cunningly placed on frozen a hill to damage their knee ligaments.

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Dude! Turn on the box, The moguls are going to be on.

Sounds great. Which event are they competing in?

moguls by gnostic3 February 16, 2018

niched 

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.

niched by gnostic3 January 30, 2018