gnostic3's definitions

ewetube

n. 1)Sausage made from female sheep meat.

2)Snug tanktop

3)Unusual sexual position.

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Hey Mabel. Wanna go to the farmer's market for some beer and a ewetube?

You'll have to be more specific.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

bluesprint

n. Simple plan one follows when constructing a basic, repetitious, boring blues song.

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Nice blues jam man. Very intricate. You did not just use a bluesprint.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

hankish

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

overumbraging

v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.

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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.

Overumbraging. It’ll be the death of conversation.

You can’t say “death”. Major trigger.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

hanksian

adj. Totally excellent. Being a super-celebrity in ways no other celebrity can even think of. Often used sarcastically.

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Bono is really supporting great causes and keeping it real. But he will never be hanksian.

by gnostic3 October 3, 2020