masklaffers

n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.

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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?

I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...

And their guide dogs?

ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!

by gnostic3 May 08, 2021

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

passed

v. Died. Can also mean to give the ball or puck to a teammate.

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Did you hear? Kobe passed.

Wow. That is interesting news.First time that ever happened.

You are incredibly insensitive.

Too soon?

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

streepee

n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.

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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

landrition

n. Destruction of an opposing team's hopes of victory via a multi-skilled clinical exploitation of their weaknesses.

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The Knicks were lucky to come in second in that game. What a landrition.

by gnostic3 August 09, 2016

deshaun

v. To “accidentally” fondle a masseuse.

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Tell me you did not just deshaun me right there! I am about a second away from going all elbows on your junk drawers.

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022