drippppy

adj. Aussie term for having an STD associated with a voluminous foul discharge. Usually used to avoid admitting one has an STD.

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G'day dinkums my kuddly koala. Sorry I haven't seen you much: I've been a bit drippppy lately.

Why so many "p"s?

Bloody mucosal irritation causes bladder spasms , mate.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.

by gnostic3 April 08, 2022

corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

jumpbuck

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

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The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

merdawg

n. Ultracool way intelligent transgenic animal created in a lab by splicing together a merman and a dog, although some are created on sandy beaches when the moonlight is magical. Able to breathe underwater, rescue drowning babies, find undersea pirate treasure, and destroy evil ocean polluters.

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Aaarrgg! Where be my golden treasure? Curse that overly cute merdawg!

by gnostic3 March 25, 2022