gnostic3's definitions

Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

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There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2020

hovid19

n. Any infection obtained from a prostitute.

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Hey. I see you takin’ some pills there. Uppers?

No man. Penicillin. Got me some hovid19 on the weekend.

Nasty!

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

pillosi

n. Suicide capsule taken when all hope is erased.

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The zombies have broken through. Hand me a pillosi!

Wait Mr. President I think I know their weakness.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

passed

v. Died. Can also mean to give the ball or puck to a teammate.

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Did you hear? Kobe passed.

Wow. That is interesting news.First time that ever happened.

You are incredibly insensitive.

Too soon?

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016