gnostic3's definitions

sesquicolon

n. A punctuation mark consisting of a colon and a semi-colon ( :; ) used when you can't figure out which one is the proper choice.

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Jenn totally nailed that hernia :; the sac came off :; the vas stayed in.

Did you just use two sesquicolons in one sentence? You are the man.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2016

facers

n. Brave souls who face down evils and dangers with little thought to how they might protect themselves and others.

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It’s about to get real, facers! Rocky roads ahead, so take them boots off your kids tender feet and prepare to ignore the squeals.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022

cellie

n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2019

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

by gnostic3 December 31, 2014