Definitions by gnostic3

kraft dinner 

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

kraft dinner by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

Red Deer 

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

Red Deer by gnostic3 February 24, 2019

VD 

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

VD by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

monogamish by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

trample 

v. To obtain revenge by destroying a relationship via sluttery.

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Vivian has gone far too far. Time for us to trample her whiny soul.

trample by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

resectomy 

n. An operation during which something important is removed, but it is not clear, because of infection, scarring or malignant destruction, which organ has been excised.

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You look tired doctor.

Yeah, I was up all night operating.

What operation?

Well... don't really know. Kind of a resectomy. But I think we got it all.

resectomy by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

prime numbber 

n. Local anaesthetic that is very effective.

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I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.

prime numbber by gnostic3 February 6, 2019