Definitions by gnostic3

slush monkey 

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

slush monkey by gnostic3 April 28, 2019

jumpbuck 

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?

jumpbuck by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

wallaby’s uncle 

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

wallaby’s uncle by gnostic3 April 26, 2019

kangaroom 

n. Australian term for tiny claustrophobic pouch-like dorm room or similar confined living space.

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Here, Bruce, this is a right bloody kangaroom you live in. Barely space in here to castrate a wallaby!

Well, it is a prison cell Sheila.

kangaroom by gnostic3 April 25, 2019

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

fossil fooling by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

cuttering

v. Informal term for performing any delicate surgical operation. Mainly used in Western Australia where it can also refer to shearing sheep.

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Bloody brutal bit of cuttering there Bruce. You blokes from Perth should stick to clipping and dipping sheep.

cuttering by gnostic3 April 19, 2019

quilled 

v. To have one’s skin punctured repeatedly by a cumbersome but well defended porcupine or, by extension, to be skewered by an opponent in sports or business.

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Texas tech totally quilled those Zags tonight. The Bulldogs won’t sit straight for weeks.

quilled by gnostic3 March 30, 2019