porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

firkytoodle

n. A canoodle, an affectionate kiss and cuddle.

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Darling, are you up for a firkytoodle after the cricket match? Could be ripping fun.

So, in four days unless it rains? Yeah, I guess I could pencil you in.

by gnostic3 March 05, 2020

TheTom

n. A saintly figure who heals the sick with his serum and provides middling entertainment.

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TheTom is going to play Jesus next summer when His serum has cured us all.

Bet He beats Him.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

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Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

vagabondage

n. Kinky hoboerotic sex play involving ropes, chains and a ragged street person.

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More gangrene? You still into all that vagabondage Antonio? If you are you need to know that “tighter” is not a good safe word.

by gnostic3 September 11, 2019