gnostic3's definitions

dongle

n. Device that makes incompatible connections compatible. An interface modulator.

v. To employ an interface modulator to make a connection.

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Hey babe! You and me! Right! Are you up for some sweet connectivity?

They have not yet made a dongle that will let that happen.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

pipeline

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.

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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.

Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

shirtbag

n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.

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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

by gnostic3 October 2, 2020

hobo

n. Habitually poorly attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No, I see myself as more of a hobo than a debutante.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

in silico

adj. Existing in a computer or other chip-based electronic device. Parallel term to “in situ” and “in vivo”. Often used metaphorically.

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Do you ever feel you are living your whole life in silico?

Yes. But I am a RPU68 robotic pleasure unit, you bad girl.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

hoggers

n. Ice curlers too weak to broom their shot rocks into the briar ring. Weaklings, fire dampers.

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You hoggers couldn't take out my stones with both hands!

Sweep this Canuck!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019