Definitions by gnostic3

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.

jabee by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.

trudough by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

superleague 

n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.

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I’m thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.

Sounds like a superleague mate.

superleague by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

vaccy 

n. Australian vacuum cleaner.

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Time you bought a vaccy Bruce. The grub droppings have formed an escarpment in your Shiela’s cage that would put the Blue Mountains to shame.

vaccy by gnostic3 April 6, 2021

Zagdawgs 

n. Gawd’s gift to basketball. The anti-Dukes. The best. Ever.

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Who you think will win tonight.

The Zagdawgs. No contest. Baylor will be lucky to come second.

Zagdawgs by gnostic3 April 5, 2021

breaking bubbles 

v. Violating Covid-19 social-distancing restrictions.

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Plans for the weekend?

Nothing solid yet but I will be breaking bubbles. Plenty of bubbles.

breaking bubbles by gnostic3 April 5, 2021

trumpling 

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

trumpling by gnostic3 March 29, 2021