biker’s family

n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

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carring

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.

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Coming to the concert bro%?

Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.

by gnostic3 July 06, 2023

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jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 02, 2020

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merdog

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

by gnostic3 April 08, 2022

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