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homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.
by gnostic3 March 24, 2022
mugGet the homeycidemug.

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!
by gnostic3 November 21, 2022
mugGet the qatardedmug.

arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.
by gnostic3 July 19, 2019
mugGet the artermug.

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.
by gnostic3 February 6, 2019
mugGet the muffin daymug.

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.
by gnostic3 June 22, 2019
mugGet the brexitingmug.

vaccy

n. Australian vacuum cleaner.

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Time you bought a vaccy Bruce. The grub droppings have formed an escarpment in your Shiela’s cage that would put the Blue Mountains to shame.
by gnostic3 April 6, 2021
mugGet the vaccymug.

slutwipe

n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing one’s dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.

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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.

In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.

Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.
by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
mugGet the slutwipemug.

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