Definitions by gnostic3

rifkin 

v. To bend science in the pursuit of noble ends.

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The data supports fuel cells over wind power in this application. Should we rifkin?

rifkin by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

changing of the guard 

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

changing of the guard by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

djokovictory 

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

djokovictory by gnostic3 January 13, 2022

aussie rules 

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

aussie rules by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

djoko-vikings by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

djokoviking 

v. Using your fame or power to avoid the responsibilities of life.

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Paris Hilton, in her era, was huge on djokoviking. But she never endangered millions of Aussies.

djokoviking by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

blinky 

n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.

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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.

A nappy would be more useful.

blinky by gnostic3 January 12, 2022