by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
n. The feisty folk of mid-town NY who took a granite cradle, shook out the dusty contents, and forged an empire. People with spunk, drive and a collection of odd accents. Not to be confused with ‘man haters’.
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by gnostic3 November 21, 2019
n. Ice hockey term referring to a deceptive offensive move involving a sweet feint and misdirection. Also a Canadian sexual move.
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You should have seen Oscar’s nice toe drag last night. I love the way that guy sets it up then scores five-hole.
He’s okay on the ice too.
He’s okay on the ice too.
by gnostic3 March 16, 2019
n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
n. Bewildered druggie who thinks that the empty desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all life’s mysteries.
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Old one! I beseech you, reveal to me. the secrets of the mesquite.
Another God-forsaken duner! If I knew life’s secrets would I and my kidneys be shriveled from chronic dehydration in this admittedly gorgeous slot canyon?
Another God-forsaken duner! If I knew life’s secrets would I and my kidneys be shriveled from chronic dehydration in this admittedly gorgeous slot canyon?
by gnostic3 January 20, 2022
n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.
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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.
Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?
Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?
by gnostic3 January 04, 2022
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019