gnostic3's definitions

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

puckle

n. Troublesome situation.

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If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

biker’s family

n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

brookering

v. Playing piano and singing in a surreal god-like fashion.

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Where are the Procul Harums of today? No one is brookering anymore.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022