trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2020
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wombatter

n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!
by gnostic3 February 15, 2021
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algoreithm

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.
by gnostic3 February 04, 2020
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armchair nickelback

n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.

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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.

You know that's Bob Dylan , right?

Yeah. So what's your point?
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
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myceliate

v. To spread or disseminate secretly , slyly or underground, as a fungus would.

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We need to myceliate this information quickly, before the anti-vaxxers can mobilize their masses of coughing supporters.
by gnostic3 April 29, 2022
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Nobel gesture

n. A refusal of a major cash prize or honour because of the horribly tainted origin of the award money.

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I hear Bob Dylan is going to refuse the Nobel Prize because Alfred Nobel made his fortune manufacturing high explosives.

Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture
by gnostic3 November 03, 2016
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beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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