Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

repoopulate

v. A medical procedure in which the disease-causing bacteria in a patient's colon are replaced by normal, healthy bacteria by transplantation of faeces via the anal canal.

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I had a C. difficile infection but I avoided a bowel resection because I let the doctor repoopulate my colon.

Do you know how they do that? I think I would have opted for the resection.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2017

dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!

by gnostic3 January 04, 2023

punkle

n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.

How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?

Plans are for losers.

Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.

by gnostic3 August 31, 2022

jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

by gnostic3 March 09, 2021

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

redo’s procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024