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Definitions by gnostic3

n. Brief nap. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I need a little break before I can finish this operation. Who wants to join me for a blinkie? Sterile nurses only.
blinkie by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

dripstarter 

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!
dripstarter by gnostic3 January 4, 2023

slacquer 

n. Paint that doesn’t put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don’t care how my house looks so I just slapped on some cheap slacquer.
slacquer by gnostic3 January 4, 2023
v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.

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If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.
beddard by gnostic3 January 3, 2023

slacquer 

n. Paint that doesn't put in much effort to cover up rust, look pretty, or really accomplish anything.

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I don't care how my house looks so I painted it with some cheap slacquer.
slacquer by gnostic3 January 3, 2023

pee patch 

n. An ecologically friendly garden richly composted with organic material from the home.

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Watch your step when you're gathering carrots in the pee patch There is some fresh humanure out there.
pee patch by gnostic3 January 2, 2023

humanure 

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.
humanure by gnostic3 January 2, 2023
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