gnostic3's definitions

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 5, 2017

influenzer

n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.

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I see you had to close your bar again.

Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2020

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

redo’s procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022