Definitions by gnostic3

trumpling 

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

trumpling by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

Galentine’s Day 

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

Galentine’s Day by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

cuppies 

n. Endearment referencing sweet, sweet cupcakes.

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J’s cuppies are only the best foodstuffs ever made! And they cure puppy homelessness too.

Magic cuppies!

cuppies by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

ash browns 

n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.

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Careful how you handle this viral pandemic. We do not need any more ash browns.

ash browns by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

final stones tour 

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

final stones tour by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

flaming 

v. Engaging in an outrageous activity such as destroying someone’s life online, wearing a lot of feathered boas or, in Canada, supporting the Calgary Flames ice hockey team.

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Up for some flaming on the weekend.

Will there be overly-loud music and muscular Canucks fighting?

Do beaver have chiseled teeth?

flaming by gnostic3 February 10, 2020

justicetears 

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justicetears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

justicetears by gnostic3 February 10, 2020