n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.
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or second-rate event.
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by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.
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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
You did some yorkers. Grow up.
That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.
by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013
v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.
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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.
Ahhh, thanks teach.
Ahhh, thanks teach.
by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013
n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012
n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?
These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.
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by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012