100 definitions by gnostic 1

kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

bourbon dictionary

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.

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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?

Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

Woolong

Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.

by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013

Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?

by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

misstake

n. The average woman's take on something.

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The muffler keeps the engine warm. Right?

Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.

by gnostic 1 May 8, 2013

thatcher

n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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You support trickle-down economics? What a thatcher!

by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013