n. Imaginary useless,even dangerous material Used in metaphorical sense for humorous effect.
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Where's Sarah? We were supposed to be slamming down vodka.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
She's still in the Chem Lab making asbestpus.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013
place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.
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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013
v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.
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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013
n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.
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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
Well, that is a whole different box of balloons
by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013
That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.
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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
by gnostic 1 October 02, 2013
v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.
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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.
She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013