gnostic 1's definitions

draw wait

n. Ice curling term for the time required to broom the house before the pebble fades.

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Dude! What's the draw wait on sheet seven?

Four minutes. Don't hog this one, eh!

by gnostic 1 January 7, 2013

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

not the masters

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.

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Did you see my son's basketball game? What did you think?

Well, it's not the masters.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

misstake

n. The average woman's take on something.

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The muffler keeps the engine warm. Right?

Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.

by gnostic 1 May 8, 2013

Lethbridge

place. Small Albertan town nestled in a small gorge in the centre of a parched featureless plain. Home to a good variety of second-hand shops and discount tire dealers but lacking any connection to the vibrant stone-quarrying industry that has placed Cardston on the map.

Home to the Broncos ice-curling team and twice voted Canacian Prairie Town of the Year.

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Let's stop in Lethbridge and scrape these grasshopper bodies off the windshield.

by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

by gnostic 1 June 8, 2013