gnostic 1's definitions

olympic "athlete"

n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.

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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.

Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".

You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

proxy let down

n. A feeling of despair felt as a result of the failure of one's favourite team etc. The failure is felt on a deeply personal level despite one's lack of contribution.

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Yo. What's with the black armband.

I just feel so terrible today. I thought I gave it all I had. I tried to leave everything on the couch. I wore my team jersey, painted my face, bought a bumper sticker. I should have done more. I feel like I've let everybody down.

It's just proxy let down my man. Next season get some vintage jerseys for your kids and a recliner in the team colours.

by gnostic 1 February 3, 2013

trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013

thermal-boy

n. Canadian term for an athlete who is on a "hot"' streak. Can also be used in other settings such as workplaces and often is used ironically.

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Way to almost score a hockey goal there champ! You are such a thermal-boy it's a wonder the ice don't melt, eh.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

draw wait

n. Ice curling term for the time required to broom the house before the pebble fades.

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Dude! What's the draw wait on sheet seven?

Four minutes. Don't hog this one, eh!

by gnostic 1 January 7, 2013