100 definitions by gnostic 1

make the playoffs

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.

by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013

speilburg

n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.

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How's the search for a new house coming?

Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.

A second speilburg? Wow!

Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.

by gnostic 1 December 31, 2013

urban ducktionary

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013

a whole different box of balloons

n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.

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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.

Well, that is a whole different box of balloons

by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013

enormoose

adj. Really, really large. Huge in fact.

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That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?

Is that rhetorical?

Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?

Yeah.

So I've already ruined that.

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

harmageddon

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013