glubglubglubglub's definitions

astrology

The dumbest thing since Christianity

astrology is nothing but useless brainrot

by glubglubglubglub August 2, 2025

DJI mavic

An expensive asf drone that kicks the ass of all other drones made by competing brands.

I paid over $2000 for the new DJI mavic 4 pro but my photos look amazing and it flies forever thanks to its big battery.

by glubglubglubglub July 9, 2025

pencilvania

how idiots spell Pennsylvania

it’s not spelled pencilvania u idiots

by glubglubglubglub September 24, 2025

Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.

Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.

by glubglubglubglub July 31, 2025

Working joe

What snapchats moderation is operated by as it bans people for the silliest of things or just for no reason at all and makes appealing for an unban unnecessarily difficult and sometimes impossible.

Since working joes are known to be difficult to deal with, it’s no doubt that snapchats moderation is operated by them. Any time you encounter a working joe in alien isolation you know it’s just gonna be rude or just coldly kill you and be of absolutely no help at all.

by glubglubglubglub July 9, 2025

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by glubglubglubglub August 14, 2025

alien isolation

A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.

alien isolation in VR would be awesome.

by glubglubglubglub March 5, 2025