wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi
Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!
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Stressfully chilling

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.
Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling
by glitterglamsparkles September 22, 2016
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wordinating

The process of thinking about a new word to put up on Urban Dictionary.
I'm sorry, I was not paying attention to you. I was wordinating.....
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Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.
Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016
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growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.
Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas
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Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.
Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.
by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016
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