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Definitions by glenn griffiths

Mattress Queen 

A woman who is known to sleep around alot, that she is always on her back on the bed.
Doreen the mattress Queen likes to go steady with the footy team
Mattress Queen by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

Christian Atheist 

A person who believes that Jesus Christ did exist but he was just a prophet.
Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God
Melissa considered herself a Christian Atheist, she loved the idea to love one another but did not beleive Jesus was the Saviour.

Atheists for Jesus 

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.
Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

Atheist Slut 

a girl or guy who doesnt beleive in God but when she has sex with multiply partners screams out God's name.
Becca was a hard core atheist slut every night when her lovers banged her she could be heard callng out god's name
Atheist Slut by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

goddess worship 

One who partakes in the worship of pagan ancient goddess.
From Greek, Roman,Egyptian,Norse, Celtic etc.
Aly loved to woship Bast, the Egyptian Cat Goddess, she loved her goddess worship, espeically the festival where she got to expose herself.
A term used to describe a vile, fat ugly man or woman.

Jabba love to gorge on food, and make strange noises when they guzzle there food
"That Angel is such a Jabba"
Jabba by Glenn Griffiths August 25, 2006

Crimson Swirl 

Licking out a woman on her period. It refers to the motion of the tongue.
Matt went down on Debbie and gave her a Crimson Swirl
Crimson Swirl by Glenn Griffiths August 24, 2006