gk339's definitions

Posted Up

To be prepared or in the postion to sell drugs.

My brother Rell is posted up down the street

by gk339 June 14, 2009

awkin

beyond hawking or stinking. Ungodly funky. terrible smell

1. Dude will you quit that stupid shower bet already? You are simply awkin!!!

2. I gotta clean out the fridge. somethin is awkin in there.

by gk339 June 13, 2009

Cat Smack

Tha act of smacking the jesus out of your girl's twat.

After the fuck session she said I was fast as shit so I reached over and gave her a good cat smack

by gk339 June 17, 2009

Griz

Slang term for grits

Damn, why do griz coook so long

by gk339 August 21, 2009

Why Me God?

1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother

tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.

2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.

1. TV: And the play of the week is....

Bitch: GK take out the trash please!

GK: Why Me God?

2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!

GK: Why Me God?

by gk339 June 21, 2009

Sit On It

1. What a teacher tells you to do when you excessively sharpen your pencil, blow your nose or go to the bathroom.

2. What you tell someone when they flip you off.

1. Kid: can I go to the bathroom real fast? I gotta take a leak!

Teacher: Sit on it and take the damn final!!

2. Guy 1: Take my girl huh? Right here ya fucker!

" Guy 1 flips off Guy 2 "

Guy 2: Ahh Sit On It!

by gk339 June 16, 2009

JOTF

Jaw On The Floor

To be surprised to the point where your jaw is on the floor
JOTF
Dude did you hear Lil Wayne I Am Not Human? JOTF!!

by gk339 August 12, 2009