gimli 's definitions

Jerry

not cute

Jerry is not cute.

by gimli February 14, 2018

rebate

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

by Gimli June 25, 2009

kool cubes

Ice cubes made from Kool Aid mix. These serve the purpose of not diluting your Kool Aid when they melt. You can also mix Kool Aid flavors, for example; by adding orange Kool Cubes to Red Kool Aid.

Kid 1: Don't forget the Kool Cubes!
Kid 2: No you di'n't
Kid 1: Yeah I do
Kid 2: Bahbahbahbahbahbahbahbah
Blowtorch: Porkchop Sandwiches!

by Gimli May 24, 2005

knogle

verb. The action of scraping one's fingers, hands or knuckles on a sharp edge or corner inside a computer case while removing a device such as a PCI card or drive power cable. This is usually caused by parts being difficult to remove requiring such an application of force that once the object gives the hand pulling upon it is whipped across the interior of the computer case typically resulting in multiple lascerations. A bleeding knogle occurs if the injury (injuries) result in a substantial amount of blood loss.

I knogled myself removing a Kitchen Sync dual time-base corrector from my Amiga 2000 the other day requiring the use of a bandaid. (true story!)

by Gimli August 2, 2004

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

compaq

Makers of PC computer systems that are made by sweatshop workers in third world countries in textile mills. They use unreliable components and often take cost-saving measures such as: building everything but the kitchen sink onto the motherboard so it is unlikely anybody will ever try to upgrade. Software only modems. Bios that does not recognize a boot drive unless it is pre-loaded with mindless Compaq shovelware. IDE ribbon cables with only 1 head. Riser cards for horizontally oriented PCI slots.
Best of all they pass the saving on to you, the consumer. Oops, sorry, that last bit is what the other computer manufacturers do.

My Grandma upgraded to a Compaq from a 286 PC Jr. and noticed a slight decrease in performance. Also the XGA graphics on the old computer were better.

by Gimli July 15, 2003

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003