internet explorer

when i look up porn on IE my comp crashes, when i look up porn on mozilla firefox my penis gets heavier.
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ball tap

Mans greatest fear. Feared more than Oprah
Jim: What would be the worst way to die?

Bill: Get a balltap by Oprah
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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bath

Tony: whats up
Matt: nothin much i just got out of the bath
Tony: Fag
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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shower

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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underwear

completely useless to men
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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