Definitions by geniusonwheels
freak-o-meter
A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
freak-o-meter by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
recalculating rap
The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.
"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."
recalculating rap by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Word of the Day on April 23, 2009
Fmail
Fmail by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Ketchuphobia
The fear that a person wearing a white shirt gets when eating a hamburger, hot dog, chicken, etc., that has ketchup.
"It's Jim's lunch break, and I think he has ketchuphobia. He has barely touched his Quarter Pounder, probably because he has that presentation at 3."
Ketchuphobia by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
X-Boxed In
What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.
"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."
X-Boxed In by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
Monopolist
A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
Monopolist by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009