genius's definitions

abingdon

possibly the most boring town in britain, despite the historic buildings, since their interest has been cancelled out by the abominable "precinct" a revoltingly seventies concrete structure which smells of B.O on saturdays.

you really don't want to visit abingdon

by genius May 25, 2003

helkat

an affectionate term for the students of The School of St Helen and St Katharine, and in most cases not at all relevant, as most are not hell raisers and many are not cats.

the abingdon boys dig those crazy helkats

by genius May 25, 2003

scabingdon boys

a not so affectionate term for the students of Abingdon boys' school, referring to their appearance and general character flaws, for example, uncalled-for arrogance. there are a few students at abingdon school who do not qualify as scabingdons, however.

you most probably won't want to go out with a scabingdon boy

by genius May 25, 2003

manorite

what the students of the manor preparatory school in abingdon are called by st helen's girls, especially the ones on our buses. the term generally implies a loud squeaky voice which is expelled by a small, rich, blonde nine year old who refuses point-blanc to behave.

there's a really annoying manorite on my bus, actually, come to think of it, there's lots of them

by genius May 25, 2003

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003