cunstable

police constable.Officer of the law

"good evening cunstable"

by geemeister November 19, 2004

blingbay

aka:- ebay, place to make shed loads of cash

'betta check my listings on blingbay'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

grunderhunter

A hideously over made up munter.Often overweight, always ugly

"my god mate look at that grunderhunter stood at the bar"

by geemeister November 19, 2004

reaper

From 'grim reaper', the 'grim' refers to a mans wife/girlfriend being ugly/moody etc.Thus 'reaper'

'wheres Steve tonite?'
'oh hes stuck at home with the reaper'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

norgit

Norgit, or northern git, one who originates from nothern UK cities, ie; liverpool,manchester.Particularly annoying to southerners.constantly praises life 'up north'

'if you love it so much in manchester ,why dont you eff off back up there you soddin norgit!'

by geemeister November 18, 2004

choking carrots

vomit,usually containing carrots no eaten in living memory.

"god i was ill last nite i was choking carrots all nite".

by geemeister November 19, 2004

fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break

'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'

by geemeister November 18, 2004