gavin's definitions

D&D

1. A role-playing game utilizing paper, pencils (or pens), multi-faceted plastic objects (see: dice, die) and books (see: literacy). Played, despite stereotypes, by members of virtually all demographics (see: big words). Players and game alike are vilified by those with small minds and, generally, smaller vocabularies.

2. An enjoyable hobby, but a sure way to get NO ass at a party. Alas.

Remember, when you and a halfling are running away from a hungry dragon, you don;t have to outrun the dragon....just the halfling.

by Gavin October 1, 2003

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

Bod

indecisive cunt who gets a frog to decide what milkshake wants

mmmmmmm chocolate

by gavin September 28, 2003

Kilroy

-ex mp who used to suck ken livingstone but now just sucks
-symbol of unemployment see shortland street

fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant

by gavin September 28, 2003

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

thali cafe

yogurt weaving venue ran by capitalist rainbow nazis. Will sell you a bowl of boiled lentils and a thinbal of yougurt and happily charge you 7 quid. Sorry they do put a sprig of corriander on top.
The beers 3 quid for a half.

-that'll be 49 pounds please.
-Thats cheap
-yes we have a special on the thali as we are at War

by gavin September 27, 2003

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003