Definitions by gary b
jizz face limey
It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.
jizz face limey by Gary B January 16, 2005
blumkin
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Jap Slap
To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)
Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
Mucky Muck
gary bran wants very much to be a mucky muck so he can get out of his goober head status in the office.
Mucky Muck by gary b February 9, 2004
Goober Head
Goober Head by gary b February 9, 2004
Knighting
When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
Candle dick
Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003