gary's definitions

nerd

One who is of great inteligence but poses and brag about it. Think one is greater then all others becuase they are smarter.(shows off intelgence)

Shut up nerd you think your all that but you can't do crap to nobody.

by Gary October 15, 2006

Growler

A large glass (bigger than a pint), of beer.

Brooke is already drunk, does she really need another "growler"?

by Gary December 15, 2003

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

insubordibloodybastination

Was used as slang in the British army, in World War's 1 and 2. Means to purposely follow a command/order but in a way that obviously will annoy the person giving the command

"EDWARD, GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR NOW AND GO TO THE HEADTEACHER'S OFFICE!"
Edward, with a cocky smile on his face, made getting out of his chair and packing his bag look like a big thing, in an insubordibloodybastinate way.

by Gary April 24, 2005

Poojab

The act of inserting a penis in a vagina

I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.

by gary December 28, 2003

penis

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

by gary July 4, 2003

weenie wavin

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.

They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.

by gary March 5, 2003