as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett February 26, 2005

Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 20, 2003

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 21, 2004

Fanshmabulastic

Awesome or wonderful. It is a mixture of fantastic, fabulous, and the sound shma.

Bill: "Hey, I just found a 20 on the ground, that's fanshmabulastic."

by Garrett May 11, 2004