garrett's definitions

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

manya

Synonym for perfection. Kind of like karma. You stive now to do good deeds so you may return to earth in the state of Manya.

A charitable and benevolent and intelligent person can only hope to one day reach the state of Manya.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

poomart

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by garrett December 3, 2003

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Tits Magee

Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee

Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee

Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word

by Garrett February 8, 2005