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Meme

a (un)funny joke with a picture of something random with upper and bottom text most of the time used in impact font
sometimes made by people with a very very low amount of braincells to function like a human being, reacting toxic towards people who disagree with it being funny
Me when the:
bottom text
most of the time the memes also use a picture from a show or game
by garfilbert April 12, 2022
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Balls

a meme made by someone which i dont see the fun in with the upper text being: balls and the picture being Lord X's left pose
by garfilbert April 12, 2022
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Crapscallion

A piece of crap and a rapscallion (something to call your kids) based off of Futurama
Qubert you crapscallion! Why aren't you in school!
by garfilbert June 9, 2022
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Yeti-ism

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!
Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
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Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it
Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?
by garfilbert June 10, 2022
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Dimbulb

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?
by garfilbert June 12, 2022
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Nutjob

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?
by garfilbert June 12, 2022
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