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skindiggit

person who is generally undesireable.
often used to describe minorities.
may be applied to any person though.

variants: diggit, dig, skindig
"What are you? Some kind of skindiggit?"
by GAR February 4, 2004
mugGet the skindiggitmug.

Purple Wonder

First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar

possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session

custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
by GAR February 5, 2004
mugGet the Purple Wondermug.

BYB

1. Back Yard Basketball
- full contact basketball in the territory of the elusive S S S
- not for the weak or timid
2. Back Yard Baseball
- endless whiffleball game in GARs yard
"Dude! re'e'er BYB?"
"duuuud...i am STILL trying to recover from games we played 10 years ago"
"ferreallydohyo"
by GAR June 20, 2006
mugGet the BYBmug.

gowl

1. Female genitalia
2. Ecstasy
Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.
1. Did you get any gowl?
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.

2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.
by Gar April 11, 2006
mugGet the gowlmug.

S S S

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc
"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"
by GAR February 5, 2004
mugGet the S S Smug.

Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
by GAR February 5, 2004
mugGet the Malice Green Monstermug.

Green Monster

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster
"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"
by GAR February 5, 2004
mugGet the Green Monstermug.

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