TFTCB

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.
by gap tooth grin June 09, 2009
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capccident

when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on. capslock + accident = capccident
"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."
by gap tooth grin September 08, 2009
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IMisunderstanding

when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.
Joe235: i really like dick

Jane52: that came out of nowhere

Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night

Jane52: to each his own

Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us

Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding
by gap tooth grin July 08, 2009
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jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009
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twioyeurism

the act of obtaining a twitter account to read other's tweets without tweeting yourself. (twitter + voyeurism)
i don't know why i got a personal twitter account, i'm not nearly narcissistic enough. i guess i just do it for the twioyeurism.
by gap tooth grin July 10, 2009
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Spring Breakers

Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.
person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?

person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.
by gap tooth grin May 04, 2009
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ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.
"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."
by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009
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