Definitions by gap tooth grin

Butterboots 

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.

She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)

Butterboots by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

post season depression 

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

post season depression by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

ass-mask 

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

ass-mask by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

capccident

when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on. capslock + accident = capccident

"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."

capccident by gap tooth grin September 25, 2009

are you joking me off 

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

are you joking me off by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

twioyeurism 

the act of obtaining a twitter account to read other's tweets without tweeting yourself. (twitter + voyeurism)

i don't know why i got a personal twitter account, i'm not nearly narcissistic enough. i guess i just do it for the twioyeurism.

twioyeurism by gap tooth grin July 10, 2009

IMisunderstanding 

when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.

Joe235: i really like dick

Jane52: that came out of nowhere

Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night

Jane52: to each his own

Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us

Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding

IMisunderstanding by gap tooth grin July 8, 2009