11 definitions by gap tooth grin

IMisunderstanding

when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.

Joe235: i really like dick

Jane52: that came out of nowhere

Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night

Jane52: to each his own

Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us

Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding

by gap tooth grin July 8, 2009

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

Spring Breakers

Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.

person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?

person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.

by gap tooth grin May 4, 2009

Butterboots

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.

She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)

by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

concessionary kiss

the kiss that takes place as individuals say goodbye the morning after a one night stand.

person #1: ok...uh...well....I guess I should take off then, I'm late for...er...something.

person #2: oh...uh...doooo...you need to take a shower or anything?

person #1: no, no, no, that's fine. thank you though...really. it was...uh...nice...

person #2: yeah...uh...bye?

*and then the concessionary kiss takes place*

by gap tooth grin May 11, 2009