identity theft

not a joke

“identity theft is not a joke jim”

by gabe itch69 April 07, 2019

daddy69

named only for the sexiest dads out there. booty

"kiley i'm your dad" *autocorrects to daddy69*

by gabe itch69 September 29, 2019

lime

a green lemon. not a fanfiction.

i like to eat limes. they taste like lemons.

by gabe itch69 September 29, 2019

shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

by gabe itch69 October 18, 2019

lemon

a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name

ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon

by gabe itch69 April 07, 2019

gandhi

indian version of buss down thotiana

gandhi bussed down

by gabe itch69 April 08, 2019

hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

by gabe itch69 April 07, 2019