Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 07, 2003

Scary Movie 2

(N.) The best Scary Movie of all three in the Horror-Movie Spoofing Trilogy.

Oh, if only SM3 was as good as Scary Movie 2. And where the hell were the Wayan Bros. at in SM3? Hosting an MTV awards show?

by G-Union November 06, 2003

kewl

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.

-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)

by G-Union May 16, 2003

Fat Kid

Loves Cake

...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Threlve

(#) One of the "Lost" Numbers. A combination between 3 and 12.

Also look for Sileven (7/11), Thrix (3/6), Firsteen (11), Seconteen, (12) and Exix. (after 9, nut before 10)

by G-Union November 27, 2003

The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Monkeypox

(N.) The 2003 Anthrax. Said to be gotten by touching diseased prarie dogs, HENCE THE NAME!

So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?

by G-Union June 24, 2003