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Definitions by g-union

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.
The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)
corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003
If they look up stoopid in the Urban Dictionary, they'll find a picture of me. (cause Urban Dictionary has no pictures!)
stupid by G-Union December 12, 2003
1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson
Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.
lucky by G-Union December 12, 2003

google bombing 

(N.) Setting up a large number of Web pages with links that point to a specific Web site so that the site will appear near the top of a Google search when users enter the link text. -Taken from WordSpy.com.
If you put in French Military Victories or Miserable Failurein Google.com and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky", you'll have acessed a Google Bomb.
google bombing by G-Union December 11, 2003

Blood in my Eye 

(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.
Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".
Blood in my Eye by G-Union December 9, 2003

Let's blow this popsicle stand! 

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"
"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

Fuck That Dutch Noise! 

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)
Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!
Fuck That Dutch Noise! by G-Union December 9, 2003