g-union's definitions

Booyah!

(N.) A Jamacian term that means satisfaction or joy. NOT a new kind of Pokemon. Also known as Booyah! Base.

"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Dylan from MTV's Da Band.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Sean Paul.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Elephant Man.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Shagie.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003

Chappelle's Show

(N.) A hilarious sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that is known for being America's #1 source of offensive humor. In fact, it really is the ONLY thing funny on Comedy Central. It has been renewed for a second season and unless Comedy Central plans to pull a "FOX", it seems to be here to stay for a while.

Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "OKAY!"

by G-Union March 18, 2004

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Skeet

(N.) A Euphemism for Ejaculate. It's a simple as that.

No White person knows what "Skeet" means, so you can have some fun with the word at Work or School. Intrestingly enough, no White person has even heard that word before Dave Chappelle or the Yin Yang Twins in "Saltshaker"(: "Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean." That's funny as shit, by the way.)

by G-Union May 10, 2004

ShyGuys

(N.) Males who are too bashful to urine in the urinal so go in the stalls to Number One instead.

"If you wanna go Shyguys, the stall is over there." Bathroom attendant in The Hot Chick.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Smallville

(N.) What he said plus more. Actually, it IS worth watching. It's worth watching Superman cry and bitch about not having Lana. It's worth watching Lana do the same thing to Clark. It's worth watching Chloe do the same thing as well. It's worth watching Pete end up in the hospital from the latest Freak of the Week. It's worth watching the Kents in their over-dramatic form. It's worth watching Lex Luthor fall ass backwards into some crazy situation cause he can't mind his own buisness. It's worth watching at least five random people get killed each week and nobody cares because they were just extras. (the Star Trek situation) And it's worth watching the crazy, teenage mutant ninja freaks such as the Shapeshifting Superdyke, Tina Grier. So when you take all of this into consideration, it IS worth watching!

It's not a drama, it's a comedy!

by G-Union December 18, 2003