Definitions by g-union

Beaotch

(N.) Slang term for a female dog.

Get off my balls, bea-otch!

Beaotch by G-Union May 19, 2003

Order of Protection 

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

Order of Protection by G-Union May 19, 2003

G-Unip 

(N.) The substance responsible for making people act like 50 Cent.

When someone says, 'I'll bust a cap in the nigg-gah!', they are on that G-Unip, again.

G-Unip by G-Union May 19, 2003

Ne-Ha! 

(adv.) A noise made by people who drink too much milk, and laugh.

Yo, so I heard today that Ja Rule quit show buisness and rejoined back up with the Lollipop Guild. Ne-Ha!

Ne-Ha! by G-Union May 16, 2003

Ash Ketchum 

(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".

Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!

Ash Ketchum by G-Union May 16, 2003

DuelMon 

(N.) A new game that my cousin Matt, made up and thinks is going to sell millions of dollars. (Ah, sophmores. So young, so naive...)

Yugi Ketchum: Not so fast, Giovanni! Your Mewtwo's Hyper Beam attack won't deal any damage to my Charmander once I reveal my face-down item. Giovanni:No, not Bright Powder! Yugi K.:Yes, Bright Powder! That drops your Hyper Beam's accuracy down to 0% and my monster is still alive enough to use it's special technique, Body Slam! Giovanni:No, not that! My Mewtwo has become paralyzed, leaving your Charmander with the speed advantage! Yugi K.:And that's not all! I also activate this, Sunny Day, which will boost my Charmander's Fire-Type attacks by 200 attack points, while your monster, lies Fully Paralyzed and helpless! And I also activate this! A Critical Hit card! Giovanni:No, not a critical hit card! Yugi K.:And now... Giovanni:Oh no! Not that! Yugi K.:Fire Blast Attack! Your Mewtwo's life points have dropped down to zero. You lose, Giovanni! Giovanni:But how could I lose! My Mewtwo was unstoppable! My Millennium Pokedex assured me I couldn't lose! Yugi K.:It's all in the Heart of the Poke Balls, Giovanni! (you can thank Matt for all of this)

DuelMon by G-Union May 16, 2003

kewl 

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.

-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)

kewl by G-Union May 16, 2003