g-union's definitions

Shit List

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."

John-nay = Pus-say

by G-Union January 12, 2004

urban dick

An Urban Dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. Also, an Urban Pussy.

see Psycho Bitch,
Freak Obscene,
Peachy Keen,
Johnnay,
Schteve,
SonyRoolz, (#1)
*Wonderboy Marvel*
Diego (#2)

by G-Union April 17, 2006

boing

(N.) The image or sound effect of something exciting.

Hey, I just saw this really tall chick with big boobies. Boing!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003