g-union's definitions

Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.

There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Swept Away

(N.) An awful movie from 2002, starring the horrible actress Madonna. While it is only $0.99 at Blockbuster, it's actually an incredible movie, only when compared to Gigli.

Swept Away lost it's title as "Worst Movie of the Century" on August 1st, 2003 to Gigli.

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!

Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

mos def

(N.) When you reach the maximum of not being able to hear.

"Yo, I don't think that D-Bo heard me. He must be Mos Def now."

by G-Union October 21, 2003

Rule

(N.)
1. Something that makes you have to do something.
2. A faggot ass pussy on Muredr Inc.

It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc., niggah! I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags, and the feds can't just f**k me, straight up the ass, make the Rule scream Holla! in the prison beds because..., I'M HURTING!

by G-Union July 25, 2003

Psycho Pussy

See Psycho Bitch. A dyke who's part British Skank, part Southern US Hillbilly who likes to suck her cuzzin's dick for Manchester Squirrel Meat, despite being an Overweight, Acne-faced, Teenage Lesbian.

"Spot o' Tea gov'na? I wanna suck you're dick after I finish humpin me cuzzin', Lord Autobottom the Third. Charmin' I do say so meself. Right Pa and Mum? Liverpool Rules!"

(Editor's Note: Liverpool. Uh, I think that's some town/team for Soccer, or 'European Football.' Anyway, Psycho Dyke sucks ass.)

by G-Union April 17, 2006