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A person who exemplifies the finer qualities of Milton Waddams from Office Space, including distracted thinking, disheveled appearance, complete lack of self confidence, inappropriate mumbling or talking to oneself, and an obsessive compulsion to only focus on one item (such as a red stapler or an outgoing wire process) regardless of what else is going on around him/her. Given a small amount of power or control, this person tends to go completely Napoleonic, and is typically just dumb enough to be dangerous.
This new guy Paul is a complete Waddamite. First he shows up wearing a tie that ends four inches above the belt; then he begins really distracting cavitations in his chair, all while mumbling to himself and awkwardly typing on his laptop as we’re trying to explain a very simple process that he completely misunderstands no matter how simple we make it. I can’t believe that anyone would put this guy in charge of a hamburger, never mind an examination.
by Furry Trout May 12, 2010
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Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish
by Furry Trout December 23, 2008
Get the Wooden Boat mug.I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
by Furry Trout December 14, 2012
Get the Zombie Bowl mug.The change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an Alternative Work Arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work.
by Furry Trout February 23, 2010
Get the Awatan mug.1) A person who always calls you by name in a public bathroom
2) A person who insists on talking to you in a public bathroom, either at the urinal or through the stall door
3) A person who follows you into a public restroom to continue a conversation
4) A person who answers their cell phone will using the urinal or sitting in the stall
2) A person who insists on talking to you in a public bathroom, either at the urinal or through the stall door
3) A person who follows you into a public restroom to continue a conversation
4) A person who answers their cell phone will using the urinal or sitting in the stall
I can't believe Boy Wonder followed me into the restroom to talk about his life-long dreams of a beach house, ferrari, cage diving with great whites, visiting the oval office, meeting a president and swimming with a killer whale at Sea World; what a batorator.
by furry trout March 24, 2010
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Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.
by Furry Trout March 18, 2010
Get the Faulknerize mug.Someone who has a purported level of subject matter expertise, yet consistently shies away from any circumstance when that expertise may be called into question for fear that the knowledge castle of sand will be revealed.
Boy Wonder just had another Jefflon moment. He was asked to speak about the recent OCIE release and just weaseled his way off the agenda again.
by Furry Trout September 27, 2013
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